Cast
Lauren Annetts
Cheryl Williams
Claire Bacon
Slutty the Clown
Richard Bacon
Will Helm
Eve Bamfield
Mia Rosemary
Conor Barry
Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")
Kevin Beacom
Walter
Kurt Boggs
Mail Man Don
John Patrick Brennan
Mad Cowboy
Jarrod Buttery
Police Commissioner
Einar Darri
Lester
Grant El Gatford
Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")
Dylan Fawkes
Graeme Eggelton
Lili Thorpe
Linda Myers
Dallas Gossett
Rick
Ian Joseph Greene
Burger Face / Hellswine J. Pig
Tobie Elizabeth Anne Greene
Burger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer
Vanessa Gudgeon
Make Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl
Steven Haar
Berd