Cast
Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Udo Kier
Vincent
Cedrick Terrell
Li'l Monster
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
John Fleck
Trick
